This Recipe Is Taken Straight Out Of Agnes Coppernose’s Cookbook Back In 1666!
There’s spicy and then there’s Agnes Coppernose with her spicy craft jerky! Hottest smoked jerky in London since 1666!
Welcome to the CopperNose Family
Welcome to the CopperNose FamilyGrowing the CopperNose family since 1066!
CopperNose Bro Liam
HEIGHT: 6 foot 2 inches
NOTABLE FEATURES: freckles, hazel eyes, brown hair, stout build, shaven; rarely smiles; devoted cynic; often found behind a graphic novel.
Dates far back into the brothers’ family history. When Henry VIII lowered the fineness of the kingdom’s third coinage to one third silver and two thirds copper, it affected the entire country. The Coppernose Clan had to sell off the family jewels and their prize bull, Robert. However, this family had enough tricks and friends to ensure Robert’s glorious return home. They weren’t that bothered about the jewels. The coin is a symbol of the family’s heritage and perseverance – and inherent love of bullocks.
CopperNose Bro Daniel
Chief Procurement Bro
HEIGHT: 6 feet 1 inches
NOTABLE FEATURES: Bronzed complexion, brown eyes, brown hair, roman nose, heroic build, strangely enigmatic smile, barrel rider, bull runner and beard wearer extraordinaire, who can normally be found grabbing a cheeky pint.